Sheen or Simpson?

Charlie Sheen is a popular TV star. Alan Simpson is the former Wyoming Senator who was a member of the President's deficit commission last year. Which one said this?

“This is a fakery. If they care at all about their children or grandchildren, and sometimes I doubt that – I think, you know, grandchildren now don’t write a thank-you for the Christmas presents, they’re walking on their pants with the cap on backwards listening to the enema man and Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dogg, and they don’t like them!”

If you guessed Charlie Sheen, ding, LOSER. Thank you for playing Sheen or Simpson!